Pouring Bag of Coins in Wishing Well Funny
"Look at her go, Remy!"
"Oh. It sank."
"RIP, tiny sailors."
"Hey Cricket, look at that!"
It's one of the fountain...
...where someone make a wish...
...then drop the coin into the fountain.
The other people will do so as well.
"Why are people throwin' their money away?"
"I didn't know money came in coin form!"
"Gee, how much do you think is in there, Cricket?"
"I don't know,"
"...but I'm about to find out!"
"I'm swimmin'..."
"...in moolah!"
Officer Key: "Halt, child!"
"You can't take these coins, you'd be stealing wishes!"
""Wishes"?"
"Explain yourself!"
"Well, people toss money in fountains..."
"...and make a wish."
"I always make..."
"...the same wish..."
(in his thought) I wish I could fly.
He made his wish alright.
"Do the wishes ever come true?"
"Not yet, but here's hoping!"
"But who keeps the money?"
"Answer the question!"
"LAW MAN!"
"I suppose..."
"...whoever owns the fountain."
"Sounds like a pretty good racket."
"I bet that person is..."
"...rich!"
That's give him an idea.
"Bingo-bango."
"SORRY REMY, I GOTTA GO!"
"Okay! Cool!"
"I guess...um..."
"I'll just go home too, then."
"Come one,"
"...come all,"
"...your wildest dreams..."
"...will come true..."
"...once you visit..."
"Cricket's Wonderful Well 'O Wishin'!"
"Ah, here's some well wishers now!"
"Step right up and make a wish!"
"The more ya spend, the bigger the wish!"
"Okay."
"Oh, no, sweetie."
"That's where wishes go to die."
"Aww, come on!"
"Take a chance!"
"I don't think so."
"Nah, brah."
"You too, pig?!"
"This business venture may be a lost cause."
(sound of money spilling into the well)
It's Tilly.
And look of how much coins she've been saving in her piggy bank.
"Tilly, what are you doin'?"
"I'm makin' a wish!"
"And I figured if your wishin' well was even..."
"...half as magical as you say it is,"
"...then my wish is sure to come true."
"Is that all your money?"
"No, it's not all my money, silly."
"There."
"That's all my money."
"Now to wait for my wish to be granted!"
"I'm..."
"I'm rich!"
"I'M RICH!!"
"With Tilly's money."
"I don't normally like to do this,"
"...but I gotta ask myself..."
"What's the right..."
"...thing to do...?"
Cricket trying to thing of something then all of the sudden...
Offscreen voice: "Take the dang money, man!"
...something is standing next to him.
And it's the devil of himself.
"Hiya!"
"AGH!!"
"A devil, A DEVIL!"
"Return from whence you came!!!"
POOF!
Teleported next to him
"Calm down, buddy!"
"I'm just a friend!"
"Friend?!"
"But you look like a dadgum devil!"
"Oh, these are just my jammies."
"I'm here because you needed help..."
"...makin' the right decision."
"Oh, well...that's good."
"I could use some guidance."
"Say, isn't there s'posed to be a little angel fella?"
"Bap bap bap."
"Focus on the here and now."
"Concerning Tilly's money,"
"...it's perfectly fine for you to keep it."
"After all, she gave it to ya."
"What you're sayin' certainly makes sense..."
"I know!"
"Don't overthink this one, big guy."
"You earned it!"
"Heh-heh..."
"I did, didn't I?"
"Now what can two handsome devils do with this newfound fortune?"
Wait, I know where this is all going.
MONTAGE TIME!!!!
Montage of cricket spending Tilly's money #1:
Playing arcade game.
Montage of cricket spending Tilly's money #2:
Eating pizza.
Montage of cricket spending Tilly's money #3:
Paying the bouncer...
...just to play on the keyboard
"Hey, y'all!"
"Wish me happy birthday!"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
"It's not even my birthday!"
"Kid, you're on a roll!"
Devil Cricket: "Bet'cha can't roll two balls at once!"
"Watch and learn, little guy!"
Another offscreen voice came in: "CRICKET GREEN, HOW COULD YOU!?"
"WHAAZAH!?!?"
"Ugh...felt like..."
"...someone just shouted right in my ear."
"AAAAGH!"
*POOF!* now the devil gone.
"Uh... Why's there a light in my ear?"
Cover his ear to block the light...
...then release it again to see who's in it.
It's his angel counterpart gasping for air.
"AGH!!"
"Ugh..."
"I never thought I'd make it..."
"...out!"
"Aagh!"
"Uh, what just crawled outta my body?"
"I did!"
"Come on, seriously?"
"It's hard wearin' white!"
"Oh, great. Here comes King of the Killjoys."
"Cricket Green, I can't believe..."
"...you swindled your dear, sweet sister!"
"That was like, two hours ago. Why didn't you show up then?"
"I WOULD have..."
"...if somebody hadn't hogtied me..."
"...And left me for the dogs!"
"Mmm-mmm."
"Anyway, scamming your sister is the lowest of the low."
"However, it's not too late for you, Cricket."
"You can still return the money,
"...and all will be forgiven."
"Eh, that might be hard to do."
"I've only got one quarter left."
"I suppose..."
"...one quarter is a start..."
"Wait,"
"...what're you doing?!"
"No, Cricket,"
"no...!!"
"Yaaaay!"
"Agh!!"
"That's my boy."
"YOU'RE a monster!"
"And you!"
"You're on your way..."
"...to becoming a monster!"
"Come on!"
"Take heed, Cricket Green."
"Is this really who you wanna be?"
"If you don't make things right with your sister,"
"I'm gonna annoy you 'til the end of time!"
"I'll pull your toes when you're tryin' to sleep! I'll chew on your ears! And I'll make weird noises!"
(making weird noises)
"And I'll punch your butt!"
"Hey, that's my personal area!"
"You're really gettin' on my nerves!"
"Oh, you want me to leave, huh?"
"Then earn back Tilly's money,"
"...and I'll be gone lickety-split!"
"Now get to work fillin' this jar!"
Cricket: "Ugh!!!"
"Fine, I'll fill it up for her."
Then we get another montage.
Where Cricket found free coin.
But it stuck.
So he's tried to get it out.
Found another coin under Bill's chair.
Goes in here.
Does this looks better?
Nope.
How about this?
Much better.
"All right!"
"Half-full! Time for a break!"
"No, half-empty!"
"Get back to work!"
The montage continue.
As he do various of jobs like gets some coin out of the pool.
Still stuck with the gum.
Clean the floor.
Job done.
Massaging Gramma.
Job done.
Gardening.
Still stuck again.
Finally got it, so much to dismay Angel Cricket tho.
Now it's full.
Good job.
At least he did all the job.
But very tired and ended up fainted.
"It seems the fountain has absorbed my coins."
"Which means the time is nigh for my wish to come true."
"A'right, angel."
"When I give Tilly's money back,"
"...you're outta here, right?"
"Once you've righted your wrongs,"
"I say adios."
"That's all I needed to hear."
"Hey, Tilly. Here's your money back."
"I've figured you could use it for..."
"...somethin' more worthwhile."
"This time,"
"...don't spend it all in one place, y'hear?"
"Done and done."
"Goodbye, annoying angel."
(sound of money spilling again)
Again with Tilly dropping lots of money into the well.
"Tilly?"
"Didn't 'cha hear what I just said?"
"Yes, I did. But I can't think of anything better I'd like to buy than a wish."
"Okay, Tilly..."
"I gotta come clean."
"What is it, Cricket?"
"Actually, you might find this..."
"...a little funny..."
"Yeah, I think you'll be laughin' when ya hear this one!"
Cricket laughs awkwardly offscreen
"Sounds pretty good."
Then Tilly join in...
...just to awkwardly laughs some more.
And more.
"The fountain is a scam!"
"I did it to make some quick money!"
And she still laughing. What's up with her awkward laughs?
"I failed to see the humor, brother."
"So...where does this leave the status of my requested wish?"
"Well Tilly, your wish ain't..."
"...comin' true."
"Maybe it'll come true on its own!"
"Whaja wish for?"
"I wished that I could touch a rainbow."
Wait, that was her wish?
"Ooooookaaaaaayyyyyy..."
"Cool cool cool cool cool."
"I wished, if only for a second,"
"...to be a part of nature's most fleeting beauty."
"Everyone has seen a rainbow,
"...but I wanted to touch one."
"To feel it."
"Is it warm or chilly?"
"Soft..."
"...or surprisingly course?"
"I guess I'll never know."
"Hey! You forgot your money!"
"Keep it."
"Money's nothin' compared to the promise of a wish."
"Wow."
"I hope you're proud of yourself!"
"I thought I got ridda you!"
"Yeah, what the heck, dude?"
"Oh, hey, buddy"
"Wassup?"
"Well, Cricket,"
"I said I'd leave you alone once you made things right!"
"And things are far from right!!!"
"Bah, he tried his best."
"Did you see the look on Tilly's face?!"
"She can't get any sadder."
"He should just keep the money!"
(gasps)
"No, he should NOT!"
"Yes he should!"
"No, he shouldn't!"
"Guys, I can't hear myself think!"
"ricket, listen to me."
"No, listen to ME!"
"I said...be..."
"That's better."
Angel Cricket: "CRICKEEEET!!!!!!"
"Don't listen to him!"
"I'm tryin' to help you!"
"Time to shut you up..."
"...for GOOD!"
"Oh, that doesn't feel good."
"This time, it's gonna be MY WAY!"
"GAH!"
"AH! IT'S DARK!"
"WHO TURNED OFF THE SUN!?!"
"Take that! And that!"
"When, in disgrace..."
"...with fortune and men's eyes,"
"I all alone..."
"...beweep my outcast state."
"Come back here, you!"
"Huh?"
"Come out, come out,"
"...wherever you are!"
"AGH!!"
♫ Oh, never forgetty to eat your spaghetti ♫
♫ And you'll be a shining star! ♫
"Here, have a light!"
"HOT HOT HOT!"
"Well, well, well!"
"Ain't this a glorious sight!"
"How the righteous have fallen!"
"I know we don't get along great,"
"...but you shouldn't do the right thing to get rid of me!"
"Hey! Let go!"
"You should do it for your sister!"
"AAAAAGGGGG..."
"...GGHHHHH!!!!!!"
(gasps)
"Angel's right!"
"Tried to escape my own guilt!"
"Forgot about Tilly's feelings!
"I gotta make this right, Tilly deserves it!"
"Have you ever..."
"...had a wish, ladybug?"
"Well, you should give up on it."
"Take it from me."
"A washed up old hag with a wish..."
"...and nothing to show for it."
Cricket: "TILLY!"
"What now?"
"I had to make a choice today about who I am!"
"And cheatin' you?"
"well, that's not who I wanna be."
"THIS is who..."
"...I wanna be!"
"Cricket,"
"...what are you doin'?"
"Hey! Get outta that fountain!"
"Gah!"
"Get back here,"
"...please!"
"What is he doin'?"
"Officer Keys, wait!"
"Yes?"
"Make a wish."
"Oh, joy!"
(in his thought) "I wish I could fly."
"Huh?"
"Aww...!"
"Ha-ha!"
"Cricket, I don't understand!"
"Tilly Green,"
"I'm gonna make your wish come true!"
"AAAAAAAAAAA..."
"...AAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!"
"Wow!"
"OW!"
"I'M DOIN' IT, MA! I'M FLYING!"
His wish has finally fulfilled.
Well, sorta at least.
"Wha...?"
"I can feel..."
"every..."
"...color!"
Yep. Tilly finally got her wish fulfilled.
"It's..."
"oh..."
"It's everything..."
"...I ever dreamed!"
She sure does.
It's all thanks to Cricket...
...who help make her wish come true.
"Ugh..."
Then he's tired when doing all the work he did.
"Huh?"
"That was the nicest thing you ever did for me."
Cricket: "Glad you liked it, Tilly."
Tilly: "That wish was worth every penny. And nickle and dime and quarter."
"Looks like our job here is done."
"'Til next time, eh?"
"'Til next time."
"Headin' home."
"Here we go!"
Source: https://bigcitygreens.fandom.com/wiki/Wishing_Well/Gallery
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